THE SWAMP SLINGERZ CREW
GOOD COMPANY.
BAD IDEAS.
Seven swamp originals. Seven very different ways to find trouble. Meet the faces, personalities, and questionable plans behind Swamp Slingerz.
Play Jerky Run Find Your Slinger01 / Raccoon
Couillon Jack
The mastermind. Allegedly.
Jack always has a plan. Whether that plan survives the next five minutes is another story. Mischievous, cocky, and full of charm, this self-proclaimed mastermind keeps the crew moving—and usually gets them into trouble along the way.
Camo cap. Crooked grin. One bad decision away from disaster.
“Lissen baw…”
02 / Alligator snapping turtle
Kale-Bite Clarence
Old shell. Cool head.
With more than 115 years behind him, Clarence has learned to take things slow. He is the calm, sarcastic voice of reason in the crew, usually with a fishing rod nearby and a green smoothie in hand. He swears the vegetables are keeping him young. Just keep your hands off his smoothie—and his fishing spot.
Moss-covered shell. Fishing gear. Greens for the long haul.
“Veggies fuel the hustle.”
03 / Raccoon
Nookie 2 Toes
Half the fingers. Twice the trouble.
Small, loud, and fearless, Nookie is the first to pick a fight and the last to back down. His temper and questionable decisions keep things interesting, but underneath all that noise is a fiercely loyal member of the crew.
Beat-up overalls. Red bandana. Absolutely no indoor voice.
“Two fingers, all I need!”
04 / Nutria (coypu)
Poo-Yahh Pete
The first to panic. The loudest to laugh.
Pete brings a round belly, a big heart, and a reaction for absolutely everything. Dramatic, jumpy, and easily confused, this lovable troublemaker can turn the smallest surprise into a full-swamp emergency. You will hear him coming.
Blue fishing vest. Orange teeth. An unmistakable POO-YAHH!
“POO-YAHHH!”
05 / Virginia opossum
Possum Fontenot
The scavenger with a shortcut.
Quick-witted, scruffy, and almost impossible to corner, Possum can talk his way out of just about anything. He is the crew’s scavenger and problem solver, with pockets full of treasures and a story for every situation. Need a shortcut through the swamp? He knows one. Probably.
Camo overalls. Red bandana. Pockets full of possibilities.
“Find it. Steal it. Fix it. Use it.”
06 / Mosquito
Skeeter LeRoux
Smooth talk. Sharp style.
Skeeter would rather charm his way through trouble than fight his way out. Slick, confident, and rarely rattled, this swamp smooth talker is always working an angle. Between the cowboy hat, gold chains, and Hawaiian shirt, he makes sure every entrance counts.
Cowboy hat. Red Hawaiian shirt. Always lookin’ fly.
“Smooth talk bites deeper.”
07 / Louisiana wild hog
T Gravy
Big appetite. Bigger heart.
If the crew is eating well, T Gravy is probably behind the pot. Big, powerful, and always hungry, he can turn almost anything into a meal. He keeps everyone fed, tells a wild story, and takes his cooking very seriously. Especially the gravy.
Camo cap. Well-used apron. A ladle never far away.
“If it ain’t got gravy on it, it ain’t right.”
FOUND YOUR SLINGER?
Take your favorite into the bayou. Pick any of the seven characters, hurdle obstacles, and collect jerky in Jerky Run.
Choose your slinger & play